Showing posts with label homeless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homeless. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

IRONY

=me....LOCATION = bus stop.
ACTION = thinking about what to have for dinner.
enter HIM.....homeless.....LOCATION = same bus stop.
ACTION = digging through the trashcan to locate something for dinner......
this homeless man i've seen many times on many occassions at this very bus stop.......
mostly sitting on the bench minding his own business....whatever that is......
staring off into his space.....never obtrusive.....mainly smelly.....and hungry.....
oftimes.....he's bent over the same trash can......FURIOUSLY digging for his food for the day.
TODAY- no different from any other when i've seen him here.....
but TODAY.....i pay attention......as does the man next to me.......
we stare as he digs furiously through the trash can to find
SOMETHING.....ANYTHING.....to eat...
which is ironic to me considering i was just mulling over the different possibilities
that lay in my refrigerator........
the look of DISGUST on people's faces....the people STANDING and SITTING around
at the same bus stop as I......and the HOMELESS guy.
THEY look at him w/DISGUST.....and i wonder WHY?
and i look at the man sitting next to me on the bench who is also transfixed on MR. HOMELESS
WONDERING if he shares the same thoughts.....
WHY do we turn away in disgust at homeless people?
BECAUSE they're HUNGRY......they're AGGRESSIVE....they're SMELLY.......
THEY'RE a REMINDER (in the this day and time of our economy) of what we could BECOME.
*maybe NOT to the extreme of digging through the trash can for our dinner*
BUT......in these times.......coupled with our "money mis-management"......
how many of US are so close to that? a PAYCHECK away? a LAYOFF away?
this economy has made us rethink and reprioritize!!!!
more IRONY as a mother of two walks up to the same bus stop
with her two small boys in tow......she looks down the street for the bus.......NOT COMING.
out of her purse..she pulls a bag of LAY'S POTATO CHIPS....PLAIN..... *i can tell
she hands the bag of chips to her two boys who FURIOUSLY dig to get their chips w/each bite.
the smiles on their faces as they taste the saltiness & crunch from the chip-
THIER DINNERTIME TREAT
the smile on HIS face (homeless man) as he strikes PAYDIRT
w/a half eaten bag of CHEESE PUFFS.....
the smile on HIS face as he tastes the cheddar & cruchiness from the puff-
HIS DINNERTIME/DESSERT TREAT
and the irony of the ping pong match of emotions as i swing my head back N' forth
between commuters smiling in glee at the two boys eating chips AND
the disgust in thier eyes at the HOMELESS MAN eating his cheese puffs.
IRONY......IN THE STATE OF THIS WORLD.

Monday, December 29, 2008

NEW JACK CITY- Random *ish*

So I was standing at the bus stop early yesterday morning heading to Big Lots in the midst of my
"post-Xmas sale" craze state of mind!
While standing...waiting...being impatient.... I see this woman walking down the street headed in my direction.
From a distance I can see this woman is a crackhead.... now I know it's not nice to assume things about people based on appearance alone- but let's just say when I looked up in the distance...this is the sight I saw heading my way.....

OKAY! NUFF SAID!

So, as she's approaching me, there's this little voice in my head that says......"she's going to say something to you."

Now this is a safe assumption because when I'm out and about on my daily travels (a.k.a. riding public transportation)- it's come to my attention that there is an invisible sign tatooed on my forehead visible to only crazy folks, crackheads and homeless people.

And that sign says "TALK TO ME.....PLEASE. I'D ENJOY RANDOM BABBLINGS FROM YOU"

It's like that silent "pitch/whistle" that only dogs can hear. Yeah, you get the picture.

So sure enough as if reading my mind- about five feet from me- she yells out in the strangest of voices (ala Cyndi Lauper)- "EXCUSE ME.....MISS LADY! MISS LADY!"
"DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?"
In my meanest of mugs (ala Nino Brown from New Jack City)- I just look at her with disgust and say "yeah" cause I'm thinking she's about to just say some stupid sh**!
Then she stops directly in front of me and says
"OH GOOD. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE PRETTY."
......dramatic pause for effect "AND I'M NOT GAY!"
I burst out in laughter- she looked back at me and said
"THIS IS HOLLYWOOD YOU KNOW. YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT."
Then she proceeds to go on about her business.
Ten seconds later, she stops in her tracks....looks back at me...and says
"I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO BE PRETTY."
Damn! In that moment, queue in the scene from New Jack City where Nino Brown & crew take Thanksgiving turkeys to the Carter projects.......and Pookie takes back a huge drumstick.
He and his crackhead girlfriend fight over the drumstick- and he starts to beat on her.........
Yelling he says
"YOU USED TO BE THE PROM QUEEN...NOW YOU'RE THE PROM FIEND!"
*well I couldn't find that video clip (and you know your girl tried)- but if you've seen the movie...then enjoy this clip! and if you haven't -it's a MUST in your Netflix queue.
THAT WAS MY RANDOM *ISH* FOR THE WEEK!
oh and sidebar for the record.....PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SUCKS!
(not much longer i pray to the car gods)